May 2013
Knox's tumblr?: The worst thing ever →
knoxlostname:
The worst possible feeling one can inflict upon oneself: when you are dancing around wildly to the most orgasmic piece of music ever, when your passionate flailings of limbs pull your head phones out of your iPod, and you freeze in a moment of shock at the lack of stimulus before hastily fumbling…
“Texts are secrets. They’re little mementos of inclusion and excitement you can...”
– DateByNumbers No Texting, No Exceptions on CollegeCandy (via datebynumbers)
True, which is why I am interested in the world of SnapChat.
(via writedrunk)
My Precious Things...: i-am-mishafuckingcollins:... →
i-am-mishafuckingcollins:
liquid-pickle:
assbuttwhohasfandoms:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
cheekbonesofbenny:
consultingt-rex:
Martin can sing
Benedict can sing
where is my Sherlock musical
David Tennant can sing. Billie Piper can sing. John Barrowman…
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
sherlockbringthejam:
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:
castielyousonofabitch:
villainihavedonethymother:
crateshya:
darknephilim:
thesickestjokes:
Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
COLOR
PUNS
That just blue me away.
I know I’ve red this somewhere before.
i pink that’s the best joke i’ve heard
you guys make me wanna peuce
the reason my generation isn't buying houses
jakke:
Is because the boomers wrote regulation to ensure they could all buy houses even if they couldn’t afford them because they felt entitled to own one or more houses apiece and then they bought houses until the whole capital side of the economy collapsed under the weight of their inability to pay back their loans which meant the demand for labour declined rapidly which meant that our wage...
chronic-genderbender:
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-“
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
boywitch:
cosmicam-amor:
boywitch:
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
psdo:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
A+
i-em-ironman:
bowtied:
nyeeh:
Books are sort of like the TARDIS.
Their content exceeds their mass.
And they take us to worlds and times we’ve never dreamed of seeing.
That was beautiful.
ask-san-san-the-artist:
zoophobiacrazies:
miniminxie:
roughrimjob:
Baby snakes appreciation post
Reblogging because “BABY SNAAAKES!”
BAAaaaaAAAbyyyy SNAAAAaaaAYYYYKES
((DSASFAFAFDAS BABY SNAKES <3))
violetducky:
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
DAMMIT I SAID IT IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT THANK GOD MY MOM WASN’T AROUND GOSSSSH
